Please Don’t Feed Me

Please Don’t Feed Me is a tense and unusual survival experience where your main goal is simple but psychologically challenging: resist the urge to feed the creature. What starts as a quiet interaction quickly turns into a test of patience, curiosity, and control. The more you give in, the more things spiral out of control.

Developed by the creative indie mind at Gregs Games, is a roguelike feeding simulator where your only objective is to forcefully feed a man until you can afford four highly expensive pineapples. It sounds simple, but you have to carefully balance his weight, your wealth, and his stomach capacity. If you love quirky indie games that test your resource management skills, this title will have you hooked for hours right here on gameVgames! 

Core Gameplay of Please Don't Feed Me

• Build Your Tray: You play as the "monster" feeding the man on the screen. Your "deck" is the food tray. You do not drag and drop the food onto him; you select your food cards for the tray and "end the day" to make him eat the entire meal at once.
• Make Cold Hard Cash: Every successful meal earns you money. Use your cash in the shop to buy better, higher yield food items to add to your deck.
• Manage His Weight: The more he eats, the fatter he gets. Increasing his weight allows his belly to handle even larger, more profitable meals without bursting.
• Avoid the Puke: This is the most crucial mechanic! Every food item fills his stomach meter. If you feed him past his absolute limit, he will throw everything up completely ruining your hard work and forcing you to start over.
• Buy the Pineapples: The ultimate goal of the game is not just to get rich. You must use your accumulated wealth to purchase exactly 4 Pineapples and feed them to him in a single day to win!

How do I actually feed him?

1. This is the most common mistake new players make!
2. You do not drag and drop the food onto the man. Instead, you add the food cards you want to his feeding tray, and then you click the button to "End the Day."
3. He will then automatically consume everything on the tray at once. 

What exactly does the "Binge!" tag do?

• "Binge!" is a special, highly dangerous modifier on certain heavy food cards.
• According to the developer, if you draw more than two Binge! foods in a single tray, he will instantly throw up, regardless of his stomach capacity!
• You have to carefully mitigate your binge chances by adding safe, healthy foods like salads and mushrooms to your deck to balance it out. 

Why are the pineapples so expensive?

The pineapples are essentially the win condition of the game. Because you need to feed him 4 of them in a single day to win, they act as massive financial roadblocks. You have to upgrade your food deck perfectly over many days to generate the insane amount of cash required to buy them all at once. 

Is there a way to increase his maximum stomach capacity?

• Yes! As you successfully feed him and complete rounds, he will visibly gain weight.
• The fatter he gets, the more food he can safely handle in a single turn. This is why you must invest in heavy, high-calorie foods early in the run to bulk him up before trying to save cash for the pineapples. 

Developer Spotlight: Gregs Games

Greg Games focuses on creating experimental and behavior-driven experiences rather than traditional gameplay loops. Their games often explore psychological reactions and simple mechanics with deeper meaning.If you enjoy the unusual and slightly absurd design of Please Don’t Feed Me, you should also check out:

• Get Yoked A humorous and exaggerated strength-building game where you push limits in a completely different, more chaotic way, but still centered around player decisions and progression.